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Figure out how to make this particular blog post visible to everyone but the Canadians, who will inevitably barrage you with well-intended comments in the vein of " This? This is nothing, eh! Just you wait till." and several references to the wind chill.(And freeze your hand through your glove**). It will completely re-freeze during the seven minute walk home. Don't dismay when the burger people give you your à emporter milkshake a full ten minutes before your burger and "fries"- who wants a melted milkshake with their meal? A melted milkshake is just sweet milk (try saying that ten times fast).I defer to the age-old rule: Thou Shalt Always Take a Jumper When Thy Mother Says So Because She's Probably Right and Even If She's Not Do You Really Want To Risk Her I-Told-You-So-Look? : Exodus 12:1. Don't scoff when your mother, after cleaning Aldi out of their annual Merino wool stock, comes home with an ".and look what else I got! These nifty* gloves that you can use on your touchscreen!" The first time it's even -3 and you get home to realise the knuckles of your right hand have already gone red and started to crack from approximately two minutes of open-air texting, you will pop open that glove packet and Viber profuse apologies in your mother's direction.Half your face will freeze and fall off, and even if it doesn't, who cares? It feels like half your face has frozen and fallen off.
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Do not wear mint-flavoured lip balm and then step out into the Montréal winter.So, without further ado: my 5 tips for weather so cold, you gotta cover all your, uh, tips.